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  10:02 am  |   December 23 2010  

Note to Errol

  11:11 am  |   November 17 2010  

What is your favorite outer-space themed movie, and why?

Well, thank you for the question!

My favorite outer space themed movie is Alien. I realize this declaration will get me killed by John Kapp, most likely with his machete - or he might shove one of his many figurines up my ass until I die from blood loss. Or both.

Alien summed up how I feel about space. It’s like being underwater. It’s like being a fat dude with sore knees on a packed flight. You’re totally trapped. It also managed to be one of the best horror movies in tandem with being sci-fi. (another great example of this is the Thing, but that’s in Alaska - which might as well be in space.)

EDIT - I have been informed that THE THING is set in Antarctica. Silly me, I should have remembered the popular Thing in alaska is actually bigotry. 

  6:01 am  |   November 12 2010  

This is my sister, Averie. She rocks it out east at Carleton, but soon she’ll be back for Xmas and will get so many snowballs thrown at her it will be assault. I will also put snow down her shirt and then run inside really quickly and lock the door. I tried to capture her likeness here, I’ve never really had much luck with drawing her for some reason. Probably all the drawings I used to do of her as a kid (the ones where she had a dinosaur head and stink lines) are messing with me subconsciously. Sorry, Ave! 

This is my sister, Averie. She rocks it out east at Carleton, but soon she’ll be back for Xmas and will get so many snowballs thrown at her it will be assault. I will also put snow down her shirt and then run inside really quickly and lock the door. I tried to capture her likeness here, I’ve never really had much luck with drawing her for some reason. Probably all the drawings I used to do of her as a kid (the ones where she had a dinosaur head and stink lines) are messing with me subconsciously. Sorry, Ave! 

  6:08 am  |   November 11 2010  

  6:37 am  |   November 10 2010  

I keep drawing these human-animal hybrids for a project I’m supposed to be working on, but they end up as one offs. Sorry, unnamed client!  Make sure to click on it for a better res version. 

I keep drawing these human-animal hybrids for a project I’m supposed to be working on, but they end up as one offs. Sorry, unnamed client!  Make sure to click on it for a better res version. 

  8:00 am  |   November 9 2010  

My office job pays WAY too well to give it up for hip-hop. I must find the marriageable aspects of these worlds and MARRY THEM BITCHES. 

My office job pays WAY too well to give it up for hip-hop. I must find the marriageable aspects of these worlds and MARRY THEM BITCHES. 

  6:36 am  |   November 6 2010  

You’ve come a long way, Baby.

You’ve come a long way, Baby.

  2:21 pm  |   November 3 2010  

SOOOO the last two days have been insane. I think there was a brief period last night around 5am where I literally started to hallucinate. SO, this picture fits perfectly. I also started working on a little one off comic. Maybe I’ll send it into the Carillon and use Alej as a front. 

Shout outs - Errol “all I want for lolloween is my two front teeth” West, John Kapp, Young Todd for shoveling, and the mysterious dude who pulled me out of the snow. More to come on that after 15 hours of sleep. FUCK YOU ALL I USE TUMBLR LIKE THIS. 

SOOOO the last two days have been insane. I think there was a brief period last night around 5am where I literally started to hallucinate. SO, this picture fits perfectly. I also started working on a little one off comic. Maybe I’ll send it into the Carillon and use Alej as a front. 

Shout outs - Errol “all I want for lolloween is my two front teeth” West, John Kapp, Young Todd for shoveling, and the mysterious dude who pulled me out of the snow. More to come on that after 15 hours of sleep. FUCK YOU ALL I USE TUMBLR LIKE THIS. 

  3:08 pm  |   October 28 2010  

Anonymous asked: what's the flavor?

I met this fly girl in the club
Went by the name of pecan deluxe
This ice cream was high maintenance
When I took her out,
Man it cost me 20 bucks

  2:53 pm  |   October 28 2010  

I’ve been thinking a lot about the Russell Williams killings. Fuck that guy. They say it’s rare for a murderer to start killing so late in life, but obviously Col. Williams couldn’t get his fix after he got a desk job. This piece was made before the killings, but I think it is almost like a reverse Russell Williams, a coquettish girl dressing in a beleclava instead of a madman dressing in panties. 

I’ve been thinking a lot about the Russell Williams killings. Fuck that guy. They say it’s rare for a murderer to start killing so late in life, but obviously Col. Williams couldn’t get his fix after he got a desk job. This piece was made before the killings, but I think it is almost like a reverse Russell Williams, a coquettish girl dressing in a beleclava instead of a madman dressing in panties. 

  10:54 am  |   October 27 2010  


THIS PICTURE MOVES - CLICK ON IT FOR THE GIF - I DON’T KNOW WHY IT WON’T MOVE ON THE MAIN PAGE HERE!!
Woke up at 9pm to an empty house and a sore back. The CRF debate rages on all over my facebook / forums but all I can really focus on is how fucked up work is and how I’m gonna have to cab it back and forth to work until this evil white shit melts like so much wicked witch. No Halloween costume yet. #doingitwrong.

THIS PICTURE MOVES - CLICK ON IT FOR THE GIF - I DON’T KNOW WHY IT WON’T MOVE ON THE MAIN PAGE HERE!!

Woke up at 9pm to an empty house and a sore back. The CRF debate rages on all over my facebook / forums but all I can really focus on is how fucked up work is and how I’m gonna have to cab it back and forth to work until this evil white shit melts like so much wicked witch. No Halloween costume yet. #doingitwrong.

  10:03 am  |   October 27 2010  

this is hard to get the full dish of in low res. Suffice it to say, it’s all vectored, so it could be as large as the side of a barn if I wanted it to be. 

this is hard to get the full dish of in low res. Suffice it to say, it’s all vectored, so it could be as large as the side of a barn if I wanted it to be. 

  10:01 am  |   October 27 2010  

This was done as sort of an homage to Blade of the Immortal. If you haven’t read that - do it now. 

This was done as sort of an homage to Blade of the Immortal. If you haven’t read that - do it now. 

  10:00 am  |   October 27 2010  

Closeup on my Hatred piece. 

Closeup on my Hatred piece. 

  9:59 am  |   October 27 2010  

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